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A concept album chronicling the mythology of 2014's Twitch Plays Pokémon, in genres ranging from lush choral arrangements to cartoonish tongue-in-cheek pop songs (and everything in-between)!

It started with "Praise The Helix" in February 2014, which hit the #1 spot on Bandcamp Canada (goo.gl/4ONkwv) and was showcased in The Guardian's "The Best of Twitch Plays Pokémon Fan Art" (goo.gl/1MtHIK). Further releases continued to keep COTHC in the spotlight and at the top of the Bandcamp charts until December 2014 when all the songs were collected as this album!

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released December 25, 2014

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Church Of The Helix Choir brings you songs about the Lord Helix and the lore of Twitch Plays Pokémon!

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Track Name: Praise The Helix
LYRICS:

Praise Thee Oh Blessed Helix
Who Doth Guide Me Past The Ledge
And Giveth Holy Bird To Guide Us
With Gust and Sand-Attack

Helix We Consult Thee
Set Straight Our Frantic Path

Oak May Say It's Not The Time For That
But You Keep Us From Dome's Wrath

Helix Thou My Riches
I Will Toss My Nugget For Thee

When Those Who Press Start Try My Path
Thou Raise Thy Saints Of B

Rest Blessed Abby
Rest Jay Leno
You Were Not Released In Vain
Forever Helix Keep Them

As We Surf Forwards
And Cut Every Tree
The Helix Ever Will Be My Strength
As I Fly To Anarchy...
Track Name: Bloody Sunday
LYRICS:

To the Power Plant
On the Eleventh Day
Pokemaniacs,
They could not block our way

Bring the Master Ball
We will claim our sacred prize
We did celebrate when we left with Zapdos inside

Then we ran to the PC to take the one named AA-J
And the tension was mounting as we mashed Down, B, and A

Bloody Sunday
Now our team has room for more
Bloody Sunday
Dome's not won the war
From Bill's Boxes
On the Eleventh Day
Helix giveth
And the Helix took away

Then Bird Jesus let a Mirror-Move reflect from up on high
We could see the lost ones congregate in joy with Omanyte

No one shall fux with the Dux no more
xCabbage will forever spread Stun Spore
Digrat will Dig them to the light where we
Will meet the Helix together

To the Power Plant...
To the Power Plant...

Bloody Sunday
Now our team has room for more
Bloody Sunday
Dome's not won the war
From Bill's Boxes
On the Eleventh Day
Helix giveth
And the Helix took away

No one shall fux with the Dux no more
xCabbage will forever spread Stun Spore
Digrat will Dig them to the light where we
Will meet the Helix together
Track Name: All-Terrain Victory
LYRICS:

To the Elite Four we will go
We will conquer Victr'y Road
On every boulder that needs strength
Anarchy will find a way

A God
And an Angel
A Messiah
An All Terrain Vehicle
A King
And a Prince
The Chosen Six
Led by the Helix

Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha, Indigo Plateau
Lance has come to meet us
Our warriors fought, but were defeated

Then ATV began to fight
Against the fearsome Dragonite
Dragonskin is still terrain
Our hero lived up to his name

And he disabled Hyper Beam
To save our fainted team
No attack would pierce his side
For the Helix was his guide

He has slain the Dragon king!
Let the praises lift his wings!
Dragon-Slayer is his name,
Poison-Powder is his game.

A God
And an Angel
A Messiah
An All Terrain Vehicle
A King
And a Prince
The Chosen Six
Led by the Helix

The endgame begins
(As soon as we heal again)
No rival will be champion

'Round the world we pressed "A" as one

Thunder rocked the stage
From the wings of AAJ
Every player had a place
In the Kanto Hall of Fame

From PC deep
The Keeper prayed
Rick Gastly watched
From the Daycare's gates
All the friends we lost
In sixteen days
Were in our hearts
At the end of the game...

A God
And an Angel
A Messiah
An All Terrain Vehicle
A King
And a Prince
The Chosen Six
Led by the Helix!
Track Name: Lazor Gator
LYRICS:

A Totodile so young and brave
He shot lasers from his eyes and made a Scary Face
The voices would guide his way
In the land of Johto, chosen by AJ

There was an Admiral who taught him to aim
Then he was gone and nothing's the same
He picked up the sword,
and he solemnly swore his revenge

See you later,
Lazor Gator...
In a while,
Totodile...
He goes to deliver
A message to Mt. Silver
The Helix knew it all along
"No gods, no kings, only 'Mon"

Only 'Mon,
No gods, no kings, only 'Mon

In the shadow of the age before
A Gator and Brian try to find who they are
No they're not the saviours you're looking for
The voices raised a cry, "Release the Gator!"

In the struggle, Prince Omelette was slain
If this is anarchy, who can we blame?
He'll make amends for all of his friends
in the end...

See you later,
Lazor Gator...
In a while,
Totodile...
He goes to deliver
A message to Mt. Silver
The Helix knew it all along
"No gods, no kings, only 'Mon"

Only 'Mon,
No gods, no kings, only 'Mon

(repeat)
Track Name: Godslayers
LYRICS:

They go unto the mountain
To face the Kanto Champions
Red awaits
To meet AJ
Will the Helix rise or fall

Here come the Godslayers
The Helix will not win
At the mountain-top where war begins
KT will slay the dragon slayer
Brian will fly without your prayers
Woah woah woah
The Godslayers

The Hydro Pump was pouring
And surf’s waves were roaring
And the lasers burn
On the Gator’s turn
The end of Helix, come

See the Chosen Six
Upholding anarchy
Seated at the throne of Helix
ATV still has Poison Powder
Gods and Kings in their finest hour
Woah Woah Woah

The Godslayers
Split the Spiral Shell there
And Mt. Silver burned
In their vengeance
For the Admiral, and Togepi
The Helix wept
There is sacrifice in Anarchy

Now see the Helix rise
Prove your Mon’s cause wise

Before these Gods and Kings will go
The fury of the Helix will unfold
In Thunder, wave, and tentacle

Praise the Helix
Rise and Fall Helix
"Now is not the time to use that"

No Gods
No Kings
Only Mon

(Woah woah woah)
Here comes the Godslayers
Remember the Chosen Six
The sacrifice of Helix
At the feet of the Godslayers
Track Name: Helix In Aeternum
LYRICS:

Helix The Eternal,
Blessed Fossil King,
Let Your Spiral Guide Me,
On This Road Before Me

No One Can Break Thy Holy Shell
Before Time Was Awake,
The Spiral Was Shaped,
In Glory

He Comes Down From The Mountain,
To Take Me By The Hand,
Helix In Aeternum

Asleep In Mount Moon,
He Stayed And Waited,
For Ten Million Years,
Just To Stand Beside Me,
With Tentacle In Hand,
Helix In Aeternum

Lord Helix,
Ruler Of My Heart And Space

Take Me To Your Kingdom,
Where I'll Find My Rest,
There With My Eternal One

Oman
Track Name: Bringing Zexy Back
LYRICS:

It's not easy when your trainer thinks she's three
Camila, Slash, and "A" for Anarchy
Can't evolve, and they want me released
So I'll take all of their EXP

And then she started trying to change
The trainer showed some other ways
But I still can't trust her yet
She's playin' with fire, playing with fire again

I'm Bringing Zexy Back
Cause that girl don't know how to act
Peer into the hollow of my back
We'll "Bulk Up" when your soul has passed

I'll fly around the world
Just to find another girl
Loneliness doesn't have to last
We'll evolve in another land

It's quiet here, in this space
Where Pokémon are released
But this girl named Abby gets my past
And I needed some time to learn who I am
And my fire burns for that first girl
And I got another chance to light up her world
To help that girl as much as I can
I fly in like a ninja, armor-clad

(Zexinja, A Bug Ninja)

I'm Bringing Zexy Back
Cause that girl don't know how to act
Peer into the hollow of my back
We'll "Bulk Up" when your soul has passed

I'll fly around the world
Just to find another girl
Loneliness doesn't have to last
We'll evolve in another land

Did you ever, did you ever miss me?
Did you ever, did you ever know how much I cared?
I've got another chance to make sure you get by
If it can't be me I'll train another to take my place by your side

I'm Bringing Zexy Back
Cause that girl don't know how to act
Peer into the hollow of my back
We'll "Bulk Up" when your soul has passed

I'll fly around the world
Just to find another girl
Loneliness doesn't have to last
We'll evolve in another land

I'm Bringing Zexy Back
Chillin' with Abby in a far off land
This Flareon doesn't seem so bad
Jay Leno, yeah, he's the man
(She's gonna be okay, she's got M4, anyway)
Track Name: Rick Gastly
LYRICS:
I know it's not personal
But it's so hard to say goodbye
You like my style but it's not enough
Guess you don't need me by your side

I don't want another Bloody Sunday
And I know you need one spot free

Didn't know you'd leave me there
Standing at the daycare
When we started this journey
I'll help you as much as I can
Though I don't have hands
I can sing and send you the proceeds

There's an old man and a few mons
I try to sing but they really, really, hate it
I'm a ghost but I still have feelings
...I'll have to get a lot more creative

I'm just gonna use a Confuse Ray
They'll think I have the best voice around!!

Singing in the dark of night
This ghost gonna cause a fright
They're gonna be hypnotized by Rick Gastly
Watch my licks climb the charts
Dream eating's an art
And every step you take gives me XP

Singing in the dark of night
This ghost gonna cause a fright
They're gonna be hypnotized by Rick Gastly
Watch my licks climb the charts
Dream eating's an art
And every step you take gives me XP

Lick Them Up
With A Mean Look
(x4)

Turns out I'm not so bad after all
I got some lessons and I'm not afraid to say that
I'm one spooky good diva
And I wish that you could see me

I'm waiting for you at the daycare
But I know you need one spot free...

I've been watching you so close
On the TV at home
Do you think about the ghost that you left here
And the crowd is haunted when I sing
And I'm living my dream
I found a new opportunity

Singing in the dark of night
This ghost gonna cause a fright
They're gonna be hypnotized by Rick Gastly
Watch my licks climb the charts
Dream eating's an art
And every step you take gives me XP
Track Name: Top Percentage
LYRICS:

I'm JOEY!
My RATATTA's top percent!
The Youngster way of life is the one that makes sense!
I'm JOEY!
Now you're my best friend!
I'll call you on my cell phone when your battles end!

"This is a big battle, so leave me alone!"

This a big battle
So leave me alone, leave me alone
Wait, you look weak!
So c'mon let's battle, c'mon, let's battle!

"Yo, how's it going?"

[Chorus]
I'm JOEY!
My RATATTA's top percent!
The Youngster way of life is the one that makes sense!
I'm JOEY!
Now you're my best friend!
I'll call you on my cell phone when your battles end!
x2

"Yo, how's it going?"
"This is JOEY. Yeah, this is JOEY."
"How are your Pokémon doing? My RATATTA's looking sharper than before!"
"I doubt there's a Pokémon as cool as THIS GUY in YOUR party!!!"

I took down a wild one the other day
It was a cakewalk, what else can I say
I guess it can't be helped, no, no
With us being so tough, oh, oh

"YO, GOT A MINUTE??"

[Chorus] x2

"Yo, got a minute?"
"Ratatta's raring to go, just like always!"

[Chorus] x2

I'm Joey! I'll call you on my cell phone!
"Yo got a minute?"
I'm Joey! I'll call you on my cell phone, when your battles end!
Track Name: Metal Gear Steelix
LYRICS:

Give me a Rare Candy
and I'll take you wherever you want to go.
I'm the STRENGTH you need,
if you want bring an EARTHQUAKE to Victory Road

We've accomplished so many STRUGGLES
We got through so many battles
And I'm no hero, no
I'm just here to do some wet work for a while

[Pre-Chorus]
Our partnership is like a C4
Getting ready to explode
My finger's on the trigger
And I'm getting ready to send the signal

[Chorus]
Come and ride on my shoulders
See the world from atop these boulders
Pass on a future that you believe in
I was born in the mountains
Just a young little nano-machine then
Now people dress like me at OOOTTAAAKKKOOONN!!

I'm on a sneaking mission
To be unseen, is my goal
I brought a cardboard box
And it is ten meters tall.
Even though war has changed,
One thing remains the same.

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]

Never be spotted.
When you believe,
your dreams become SOLID.

[Pre-Chorus]

(instrumental)

[Chorus]
Track Name: Doctor Hoot: The Curious Case Of Brian
LYRICS:

DOCTOR HOOT: "Hang on! It's gonna be a wild one! Next stop, Johto!"

DOCTOR HOOT: "What's your name... Brian?"

The Voices brought me a psychologist
To PECK away at this complex
So that I don't feel so useless
In the shadow of Bird Jesus

His eyebrows furrowed with hypothesis
When I got all of these struggles off my chest
Could it be wibbly, wobbly, timey-wimey things?
Or is the answer right in front of me?

[Chorus]
ALLONS-Y!
The Doctor gave me back my wings!
Let's fly on to Johto, as Pidgeotto!
Saving the world is ordinary

DOCTOR HOOT: "Brian, the impossible Pidgey... Now we're going to find out JUST who you REALLY are..."

His solution made me go "Geronimo!"
When you don't believe that you have control,
In a thousand voices you can find your own.
Even in a wibbly-wobbly universe.

[Chorus]
Track Name: Shellock Holmes
LYRICS:

For Shellock
The mystery's never over
When he speaks
The Mons are bowled over
With wit and whimsy he is charged
For taking down criminals at large
There’s no room for Mons who break the law when Shellock’s on the case

There’s no mystery that can’t be solved
By the Mon under the tweed hat
Blowing bubbles from his pipe
Odor Sleuthing is his life

At the summon of Meow Zedong
Bill’s methods must not go on

With Abby, the intrepid Charmander
And Wattson, the Magnemite who brought them together
In their younger days, they would stomp
through a Mystery Dungeon on a romp
They would solve the crimes no one dared to try
And make it all look so easy

There’s no mystery that can’t be solved
By the Mon under the tweed hat
Blowing bubbles from his pipe
Odor Sleuthing is his life

And he’s sniffing out the case..

[Chorus]
As a genius would say,
"Elementary"
Take the impossible away
and the improbable remains

Bill planned from far away as the Godslayers came for Lord Helix
He would play his hand soon with a devious Randomizer

So they ran to Mt. Silver
They found Lord Helix’s shell there

Once filled with anarchy now the shell was empty
Bill took the power for his own misdeeds and remade history

What once was, now is lost
Bill made the world random
An incident so curious
Shellock could not resist the hunt

[Chorus]
Track Name: Rest Like It's 10PM
LYRICS:

I heard a voice
In the house
Taking a look
To see what it's all about

Anyone there?
What was that sound?
I am trying to figure it out

With these voices in my mind
I feel so alive...
But I'm purrfectly fine...

What's stopping me now?
My paws move but I can't seem to get out of this litterbox!

This is so strange
What's going on?
What will my owners think
When they get home

It's getting late
Or so I thought...
Cuz the clock is stuck on 10PM

How late is it now?
I don't know
I've been here for far too long
Stuck in a loop
At the litterbox
I don't know if I will ever get out...

Don't forget you are here forever.

Curiousity killed the cat...

Moonwalking between Crystals and Emeralds
In a place, deep in my mind
The party's over now...
And I'll rest like it's 10PM

He is not dead
He is dancing
We can party like it's 10PM
What was the sound?
What did I hear?
Now that is one catchy tune in my ear

Meow!!!
I am always here
Walking endlessly
Will the voices let me be?

Streamer, awake soon
Let me find my rest by the end of this tune
Track Name: Meow Zedong
LYRICS:

Brother and sisters
Lend me your whiskers and paws
There is revolution coming
Under the leadership of Meow Zedong
Lift up your banners and take up the fight
We’ll bring the message through the land tonight

Meowists, lift up your sights
We will take up the fight
We learned to paw and claw
Under Meow Zedong
Million hearts beat as one
The roar of feline sons
There will be a new city
Built on the backs of kitties

Arise, in this perilous time
Be free from slavery
Let the revolution come
Under our purrfect chairman

When it’s his time to go
We’ll follow on the road
That he CUT long ago
Marching through Kanto

Commewnists, march on
When our chairman is gone
Crossing the mountains
For glorious Zedong

A new society
Where we can be free
Because of Chairman Meow
(Chairman Meow, Chairman Meow)

We’ll follow Chairman Meow
We’ll follow Chairman Meow
Our purrfect leader spreading
Commewnism through the world

We’ll follow Chairman Meow
We’ll follow Chairman Meow
Long live Chairman Meow
For 10, 000 cat years

And we’ll march on
Till all the catnip’s gone
We’ll fight with tooth and claw
For our chairman Meow Zedong
Track Name: Disciples Of Dome - Dome's Awakening
LYRICS:

Buried long ago there was a god made of earth and stone
Greater than old Amber, or the Helix, Praise the Dome

Some may call him evil but he is known as god to us
He brings co-operation, and who says the means can’t be villainous

Rising from his ancient grave
At the side of his brother
God of Anarchy

Now the land will fall under the Dome
As this ancient Kabuto
Becomes flesh from stone

Standing for logic
And the tried and tested Democracy
The Disciples of Dome will rise
And tear down the veil and lower our guises

Dome, Dome, Dome, Dome, Dome, Dome, Praise The Dome Fossil

You could have chosen the Dome just as easily as the Helix Fossil
Let the Voices decide and come to the dark side

There was a great flood over Kanto
As the Dome dragged the Helix down through the depths
It was the battle of ages
As the fate of the world hung in the balance

Dome, Dome, Dome, Dome, Dome, Dome, Praise The Dome Fossil
Track Name: The False Prophet
LYRICS:

In the market for a Water Stone
To evolve Eevee here in Celadon
But we spent our money on Pokedolls
How did all of this go so wrong

We just needed a Vaporeon
We had time and the day was young
And then the Dome dug in his claws
Revealing Eevee for who he was

[Chorus]
The False Prophet burned our desires
We’re going to the PC
Gonna keep a spot free
For Air Jordan to come
Should’ve known it would be too risky
Cause we might deposit
Helix in the boxes
And get our Mons released

(Like Abby and Jay Leno, gone into the wild)

Now we’re stuck with a Flareon
The Dome’s doing, is what we blame it on
And I am missing our favorite Pokémon
All because this traitor did us wrong

How can the fight go on without our best Mon?

[Chorus]

[Chorus 2}
Like Abby and Jay Leno
They were our first Mon
Now they will not live on
Until the end of the game
It was the Dome who won the day
But Helix is watching
And He is waiting
To take this False Prophet away

To exile he must go
He’s been tainted by the Dome

To exile he must go
We trusted him for so long
Then he became Flareon
And our best friends were gone

And we said so long
Go until you right this wrong

[Chorus]
[Chorus 2]
Track Name: Solareon, Cursebreaker
LYRICS:

Repeating history
If that's what's meant to be
Taking a water stone or a fire stone
A wager for Eevee

Will the sun shine down again
Will the curse be broken
Fire always comes with pain
So he chose a new name

[Chorus]
Curse Breaker
Solareon
He’s gonna stop and find
A way for love
Curse Breaker
Don’t let the past decide
You can find a new direction
Just make up your mind

All generations could see
This eeveelution will bring
Peace and prosperity
And let the old accusations fly away

Not gonna live like the old one did
I’m a Flareon, but I’m different
Don’t judge me by hell or heaven
I’ll fight for you, until level 97.

[Chorus]

It’s gonna take some time to make you believe
That I am more than just the flames of history

[Chorus]
Track Name: Aooo!!! (Gettin Lycan Wit It)
LYRICS:

Like a werewolf
I gotta scratch this itch
The moon is rising
Over the lands of Twitch

Things getting freaky
A crazy random glitch
And then I started howling
Making Bill my b... ahaha

[Chorus}
Gettin Lycan wit it
Aooo! Aoooo!!
Be like, I be like
Gettin Lycan wit it
Getting Lycan wit it
I be like, I be like
Aooo!!
Watch out for the werewolf bitches
x2

Roaming with the wolf pack
A team I will not ditch
Getting legendary
Rolling with Trapinch
I can rely on Kenya
When I am in a pinch
To send the mail saying:
“Bill you gonna be my bi-"

Aooo: Wait wait wait wait... Trapinch, this isn't how I wanted my song to go!

Trapinch: Uhhh.. sorry...

Aooo: Errrrrg, we're going to have to start from scratch, aren't we!?

Trapinch: Yeah, I guess so.

Aooo: ...Wait, I've got an idea! Let's try a little something... like this!

Trapinch: Sure, whatever.

Aoo: *clears throat*

(✿◠‿◠)
Ao-Chan!
Ao-Chan!
Traveling with all her friends
And a heart that's golden
We can be
So kawaii
Sabrina it's you and me
With a wolf under my skin
Senpai will notice me!
(✿◠‿◠)

Trapinch: ...Really?
Aooo: What? :)
Trapinch: THAT'S your song???
Aooo: Yeah! (◠‿◠✿) C'mon, let's do another verse!!
Aooo: *clears throat* Mi, mi, mi, mi...
Trapinch: Aaaaaawwwww hell naw!
Aooo: WAIT!
Trapinch: Maaaan, this is how we do!!
Aooo: No, TRAPINCH!!

[Chorus]

Make em call my name: onomatopoeia
When my fangs start growing know I wanna meetcha
Getting down and dirty and maybe a little "furry"
Yo so what’s the hurry why you wanna run and scurry

Yo Sabrina what’s happening girl
You want to meet at the gym and rock my world
Some crazy shit gone down all up in here in Johto
And I want you to know that I rely on my Fossils

[Chorus]

Not afraid to get a little dirty
It don't matter what they say about me
Rumours flying round about Sabrina
Not gonna lie I really wanna meet her

Your Normal is not ordinary
When you roll with me it get's a little hairy
I know there's a side of me that's scary
But just take a taste and you'll wanna get married

Gettin Lycan wit it...
Track Name: Lard Helix
LYRICS:

Eating with Lard Helix
Feeling the love of his Thick Fat
Cook me up a tasty omelette
With a side of crisp bacon

Some may put vegetables in my path
But I will be pressing B all over that
Oak may say that it's not the time for fat
But I think I'll take a break of that Kit Kat

Oh I think I ate a little too much
But I know Lard Helix won't fuss
If I just get down on my hands and knees
I can pray away all of these calories

As we munch forwards
And try all these entrees
The Helix ever will fill my plate
As I fly to obesity

So you know what I've been thinking?
I could eat a lot more if I was... drinking!
It could even work with a roll of sushi
Put in a blender and make yourself a smoothie

And I know you made a really healthy dinner
With the express intent of making me thinner
Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate it
But every time I try I just seem to hate it

You know I never ever want to be mean
But I'd rather get my snack on at Dairy Queen
And maybe afterwards we could stop at Arby's
"It's all about that bass" but you're looking like a Barbie

And I can't get enough of these calories
And my waistline has broken the boundaries
With every pound I gain I know I feel the realness
Of the love of my life, the blessed Lard Helix

As we munch forwards
And try all these entrees
The Helix ever will fill my plate
As I fly to obesity

Rest when I am dead
From cardiac arrest
Eat while we still have the day
Let's get to the buffet
(Tonight it's flambé)

After all of that I still could get a sandwich
And some frozen yogurt wouldn't be outlandish
When we're done here let's head over to Subway
We can eat the TCBY while we're still on the way

I realize I could never eat too much
Cuz Lard Helix is praised when my pants bust
And right now I'm only half-way
To eating the equivalent of my body weight

As we munch forwards
And try all these entrees
The Helix ever will fill my plate
As I fly to obesity
Track Name: Lady Helix
LYRICS:

Got this so called queen
Sitting on the moon
With a silver spoon
Thinking she can rule
The whole entire galaxy
But it’s just a front to me

When I look into the spiral
After all of these trials
I still trust in the Helix’s arrival

I’m mild by nature
And if you know my brother he’s got modest behaviour
There will be no danger
in trusting us creators
I’ve already dealt with the haters
You’re acting like Major Lazor
I’ve seen this before
And I said see you later Lazor Gator
Better say your prayers
I'm the original vindicator

[Chorus]
Don’t trade me away when the moon is rising
You know I spin the truth and I’m here proselytizing
Remember when you first laid eyes on the shell
You loved the spiral
It takes a lady to know what you’re feeling
And I was the one who got you believing
When I let my hair fall down
As you layed under the shell


You need stars
To make the Little Dipper
I am the Sun,
Where's my glass slipper?
And now you throw it away
I’m not the one to blame

After all of these trials
You've forgotten the Spiral

Remember when we would say “yay” over cupcakes
And I’d let you ride the shell through all of time and space
As the years passed us by, your love for the Helix was still alive

A communication from a passerby named Joseph
And we were so close I called him broseph
The message was miraculous
In all of this randomness

[Chorus]

You need stars to make up the Dipper
And I can’t say it makes me chipper
To know that some scattered away
And that you gave me the blame

Let the moon know
That every star has a mother
In the spiral’s wonder
You need a lady to help you know

[Chorus]
Track Name: GMYC
LYRICS:

There is a gamer that we need
He could play Wow, he could play CoD
A judo master at no-scoping
Just don't ask him to leave the basement

Making gaming inspiring
I watch all of his livestreams
He is the man that I want to be
But I still have so far to go...

[Chorus]
Let's get our game on
I brought the Doritos
You've got the Mountain Dew
It started with montage
And now he's MLG
I want to be like Jimmy C.

I was on the fence about subscribing
But then custom emotes enticed me
I bought his overpriced shirts on Teespring
And when I shop on Amazon his referral gets me discounting

I did all my gaming on Xbox
And then I read his PC setup
And I felt like such a scrub
Time to join the PC master race

[Chorus]

He watched TPP from a young age
His favourites were Red and AJ
And every night he would pray
To be chosen by the Stream one day

But he might have a monday
Where all those dreams start running away
Not once but twice the tide swayed
I don't know if he'll get in the Hall of Fame, but...

[Chorus] x2
Track Name: Bacon
LYRICS:

Good morning
Let me in
What's sizzlin?
You had a bad day
I'll be here as long as you need me to

How could it happen right away
After just one day
Are we that unlucky?
Is this what we've come to expect from T.P.P.?

So many Mons we lost
And right now I don't even know if I trust
In the Stream anymore...

[Chorus]
Good mornin'
Let me in
What's sizzlin?
You had a bad day
I'll be here as long as you need me to
Now what are YOU gonna do?

Let the love
Of Helix
Lift you up
Higher than heaven
When the going gets crispy,
You don't have to miss me
You just gotta do YOU

So many generations
I can't remember just where it starts
But I'm sure there will be more to come

We felt the tragedy,
Then we lost even more
And I can't see a way out of this,
Unless the Voices fade away

[Chorus]

I'm gonna sizzle
But not gonna burn
When I get my turn
Gotta make 'em learn there's a price to pay
For throwing all of their Pokémon away
x2

[Chorus] x2
Track Name: The Voices
LYRICS:

The Voices will guide your way
Let the Voices have their say

You cannot see where we are from
That's something better left unknown
From another world
Your time has not yet come
The Voices won’t leave you alone
Not even the Fossils will keep you from us
Just trust us

Trust Us
Let Us In...

There is no time for questions
There is only the obsession
And you are our possession
The game is the lesson
(x2)

You cannot know where we are from
Your time has now come
Do not be frightened
When you let the night in
From places yet unknown
The Voices found a new home
Inside your skull
May silence never return


The Voices would guide his way
The Voices would guide her way
Let the Voices have their say
The Voices would guide their way
Track Name: The Streamer Speaks
Typing A and B
Every single day
And I’ll never let
These moments fade away

Sometimes I wonder
If the streamer hears my words
Or if the cry of Helix
Is lost in the Stream

[Chorus]
The Streamer Speaks
It echoes from Australia
He remains anonymous
With a humble confidence

Ask the Joeys
On the Outback’s plains
They whisper of his coding
He changed the world with programming
And I believe…

When the Streamer Speaks
I believe…

I found myself
On the stream everyday
Beyond Kotaku’s articles
Beyond the hype...

And all I want
Is to play TPP
And see what he’ll program next
And give something new a chance

[Chorus] x2
Track Name: This Is Teh Urn
LYRICS:

This is the run
We are invincible
And the whole world knows
There’s no turning back
Until the record shows
This is our glorious reward
This is the final battle
With our hearts as one
We scream THIS IS TEH URN!!!

We are stronger together
Than any one voice
Than any one man or woman
And we’ve come to learn
Together the victory is earned

We are invincible.

[Repeat]
Track Name: P.T. HELIX REMIX
LYRICS:

Praise Thee Oh Blessed Helix
Who Doth Guide Me Past The Ledge
And Giveth Holy Bird To Guide Us
With Gust and Sand-Attack

Helix We Consult Thee
Set Straight Our Frantic Path

Oak May Say It's Not The Time For That
But You Keep Us From Dome's Wrath

Helix Thou My Riches
I Will Toss My Nugget For Thee

When Those Who Press Start Try My Path
Thou Raise Thy Saints Of B

Rest Blessed Abby
Rest Jay Leno
You Were Not Released In Vain
Forever Helix Keep Them

As We Surf Forwards
And Cut Every Tree
The Helix Ever Will Be My Strength
As I Fly To Anarchy...

Praise Thee Oh Blessed Helix
Who Doth Guide Me Past The Ledge
And Giveth Holy Bird To Guide Us
With Gust and Sand-Attack

Helix, Helix (We consult thee),
Set straight our frantic path

Rest Blessed Abby
(Oak may say it's not the time for that)
Rest Jay Leno
(But you keep us from Dome's wrath)
You Were Not Released In Vain
Forever Helix Keep Them

As We Surf Forwards
And Cut Every Tree
The Helix Ever Will Be My Strength
As I Fly To Anarchy...